DonQuixote

Age/Gender: 34, Male
Location: Dallas, TX
Job: Knight Errant

Be accepting but not gullible. Be skeptical but not closed-minded.

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Score: 8
Reality of The Bible

"Example of twisted logic"

date: August 28, 2003

Hilarious!

This is a great example of the twisted logic employed by many people to prove something that they are incapable of proving because of their incompetence. I just love the bit of circular logic that you quote (and yes, it is a quote because I've heard it many times before), and I just love the punchline. Talk about someone walking right into it.

I find this to be a great example of the stupidity of quacks -- not just religious fanatics but any other type of fanatic who cannot bear to even listen to the other side for fear of being proved wrong.

Kudos!

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Score: 8
WTC - Superhero

"Hit the nail on the head"

submission: WTC - Superhero
date: August 28, 2003

Great illustration of the twisted logic of religious fanatics. Truth be told, I didn't see the ending coming, and it was hilarious as hell.

This is the kind of attitude that promotes racism, xenophobia, ignorance, etc. in the name of God, and you've accurately showed how stupid it is. Good job.

And to you blind protesters, stop treating God like Santa Claus. He deserves more respect than that!

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Score: 10
King of the Flies

"Unique"

submission: King of the Flies
date: August 28, 2003

I've finally got around to seeing all your submissions. You're good, very good. As of this moment, you're my favorite artist on here and this is my favorite of your work. You have a unique style and vision that reaches into the subconscious. And I love the fact that you experiment with different styles and don't limit yourself to just one.

As for why I like think this is better than your others, it's more free-flowing and not restricted by the constraints of the narrative. It's a bad dream made real and it touches on a number of our inner fears.

Great work!

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Score: 8
Zlobin Toys

"Has potential"

submission: Zlobin Toys
date: August 28, 2003

For the most part, I liked this. It's one of the better animations I've seen so far. It had style and content, in other words substance. However, it fell apart at the end when it spiralled into cliche. That's the only fault I find in this: the cliche ending, otherwise I thought it to be excellent overall with its moody atmosphere and non-conformist subtext.

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Score: 10
Birds n' Bees

"Great work of satire"

submission: Birds n' Bees
date: February 25, 2003

For those of you who condemn this piece for being sexist and callous, keep in mind that it's a work of *SATIRE*. It makes fun of *both* sides. And that's great! This is a class A piece of work. Everything is perfectly executed and nothing needs to be changed. To use an oft quoted cliche: Keep up the good work!

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Score: 8
Flaming Lips - Fight Test

"A simple animation with a hilarious bit."

date: January 24, 2003

I like the off-beat nature of this little animation. It was pretty good. But the part that cracked me up was when the hair-curler attacked. That was SO phallic.

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Score: 0
The Way Things Work

"Pointless copycat"

date: February 24, 2002

I don't know which I hate more, someone who does what everyone else does in his flash "animatioon" or someone who tries to mimic/plagarize Bob Dylan in his comment.
Either way it doesn't do justice to anyone.

Author's Response:

Bob Dylan??? Who the fuck is that some washed up musician that has had absolutly no impact on any of the shit music we have today?

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Score: 10
Change

"The technique is style"

submission: Change
date: February 19, 2002

It's refreshing to see a work that doesn't feature stick figures animatronics or comic-book caricatures. The animation is done in a style all its own, and because of the subject matter, it fits perfectly. I wholly applaud the non-conformity of the artistry.

And as for that guy who thinks this has "bad graphics", he'd probably think a Picasso has bad graphics just because it doesn't look photo-realistic. He's an idiot.

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Score: 2
Xiao Xiao No. 5

"Predictable as ever"

submission: Xiao Xiao No. 5
date: January 12, 2002

Wow...this movie is as much fun as watching someone ELSE play Street Fighter (and I mean the original). Although the animation was fluid, the theme of two people beating each other up gets a tad bit tiresome, especially when there's no emotion or drama to heighten the mood.

Basically it's just an exercise in animation technique.

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Score: 3
Bible-Belt man!

"Actually, this *IS* a copy"

submission: Bible-Belt man!
date: January 8, 2002

Playing this "game" and reading the reviews, I have to agree with DUDE4U -- this is a copy of another game (or games). Only the sprites and segues have been changed. In fact, even the seques were unoriginal.
Well, at least you got to blow off some steam at those hypocrite Christains.
(I wish there were some fast-forward buttons so we could skip some of those boring games.)

Author's Response:

What the fuck are you talking about??? I drew, programmed and made every fucking inch of this game and I am unaware of any other games similar to it. Damn, I wish there was a delete button for some of these arsehole reviewers.

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